Public Health Warning: Toy Story 3 Is Coming
Yes folks, Toy Story 3 is a'coming to your local cinema soon. But should you watch it? Should you allow your kids to be influenced by such sexist and perverted entertainment? This is one of the big questions for this summer. It seems to many, in the USA, that the words toy story and coming, when said together, are rather immoral. We really must take these warnings seriously.
Personally I have always been rather suspicious of this whole Toy Story thing. The music was written by Randy Newman. We all know what the word randy means. It means sexy and even always sexy from morning until night. I suspect that this is not the correct kind of role model for our children.
Then we see a male cowboy actually playing with a Girl”. What makes this worse is that a donkey is involved too. I do understand why animal rights activists protest. Surely this is an abuse of that poor donkey. I think that all information about Toy Story should be placed under an xxx category.
As many in the USA say this new animated film, Toy Story 3, is no improvement on the first two films. We are still given a male and sexist image of the woman. In fact there are not enough female characters at all. The American feminist magazine, ”M”, seems to support my doubts as to the correctness of this Toy Story 3.xxx immorality tale.
Bo Peep was also caught. She was up to mischief with both ”Woody” and ”Buzz” when really she should have been attending her sheep. In Toy Story 3 Bo Peep gets dropped. Apparently she was sold. Now what kind of example is that, we ask, for our future generation and our young children? Anyway young ladies should not play with toys. In fact they should not attend sheep either. The feminists and animal activists are surely correct here.
There are also concerns over some of the other characters. They are not ”gay friendly”. Well bugger me. Now I shall see the light. I will no longer believe in Buzz Lightyear. Now I know I have been fooled for these last 15 odd years. I must repent. I must cleanse myself.
I begin my penitence with a public apology. I have sinned. Please forgive me. I have been known to recite certain nursery rhymes. I should never have said that:
”Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a crown
But it was not for fetching water.”
To continue my penitence I shall try to tell you all to avoid this new Toy Story 3. Protect your young children. It is out soon, next month in most places. Join me in making protests outside of the cinemas.
Steve Bowles
